Our Tax Dollars at Work! Trump and the Cabinet Hit the Town Last Night.

Your Favorite President was seen in the wild on Tuesday night, dining with his Cabinet members at a D.C. restaurant. The crowd greeted Its Favorite President enthusiastically with shouts of "America's Hitler!", comparing Its Favorite President to another highly successful leader of the past. Your Favorite President needed a night off after spending a weekend exerting his influence over Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu. From Reuters:

U.S. President Donald Trump said he was "very unhappy about every aspect" of the Israeli strike and would be giving a full statement on the issue on Wednesday.

And from the BBC:

[Polish prime minister] Donald Tusk told MPs that Poland had recorded nineteen drone incursions, with some flying deep enough to temporarily close four airports, including Warsaw's main hub Chopin. Jets were scrambled in response to what Tusk described as a "provocation". The incident marks the first time Russian drones have been shot down over the territory of a NATO member since Moscow's full-scale invasion of Ukraine in 2022. Russia declined to comment, while Ukraine's foreign minister said the incident showed "Putin continues to escalate, expands the war."

I wonder who picked up the dinner check.